Pele, Romario and Ronaldo were sitting down chatting over a cup of coffee. Romario was cursing Barthez for saving a penalty shot that he took in a worls cup final days back. He arguely claimed that Barthez was the best goalkeeper ever.

Pele interrupted and said that George Best was better than Barthez coz he saved Pele's famous banana- kick corner. Suddenly, Romario stood up and said in an angry voice...

'My wife is the best goalkeeper in the world'...and Pele asked why he said so..'coz my wife can stop two of my balls just by lying down and she doesn't even have to use her hands'...