There was a couple that was traveling from WI to MN to a wedding. T hey never left til later in the evening, they figured they would stop somewhere and get a room.

They did! The next morning they went to pay the bill and the clerk gave them one for 375.

00 dollars!The man replied, "375.00 for what?" the spa, the pool, health club, conenental breakfast! "but sir we never used any of that. All we did was sleep." well it was here and you could have used them! so the man writes a check and gives it to the clerk, for 100.00 dollars. the clerk said its 375.00 dollars, and the man replied, "I know but I"m charging you 275.00 for f**king my wife last night." the clerk awnsered, but i never f**kedf your wife last night! The man then said, " i know she was here and you could have."