He asked me what I looked for in a woman.

Naturally I replied, "Big tits.

" He said, "No, I meant for a serious relationship." So I said, "Oh, seriously big tits." "No, no, no.

I mean what do you look for in the one woman you want to spend the rest of your life with?" He looked at me kind of worried as I just sat there on his couch laughing until my gut hurt.

"Spend the rest of my life with one woman? No woman's tits are that big."