A MAN ESCAPES FROM PRISON, WHERE HE'D BEEN LOCKED UP FOR 15 YEARS.....
he breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside he finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. He climbs into bed, gets on top of the woman, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. while he is in there, the husband whispers to his wife:"listen, this guy is an escaped convict.Look at his clothes! He's probally spent alot of time in jail and hasent seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he want's sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. satisfy him, no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviosly dangerous.
If he gets angry, he will kill us both. BE STRONG, HONEY. I LOVE YOU!" his wife responds:"he wasn't kissing my neck. he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, and thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any vasoline. i told him it was in the bathroom.
BE STRONG HONEY. I LOVE YOU, TOO!!!!!!!" |