1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? because they are plugged into a genius 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? they don't have enough time 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? they don't stop to ask directions 4.

WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock You're laughing, aren't you?! 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? so they won't hump women's legs at c**ktails parties 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? you need a rough draft before you make a final copy 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? don't know....it never happened And my personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? because a vibrator can't mow the lawn