An elderly couple were living on the 25th floor of an assisted living building. One day the 75 year old wife came home to find her 80 year old hubby in bed with a beautiful 25 year old woman. After screaming at the young woman, and causing her to flee for her life, she suddenly pushed her husband out the window of their condo. Later, when asked by the police WHY she did it, her simple response was: "Well officer, I figured if the bastard could still f**k at 80 years old ....

then he ought to be able to FLY as well!"