Three bulls were in the pasture one day discussing the impending arrival of a new stud bull.

"Yeah, I heard the farmer say yesterday that he's getting a new stud. Well, the son of a bitch ain't getting none of MY cows.

", said the senior bull. "Well he damn sure ain't getting none of mine, either!", said the second bull. "And that goes triple for me!", said the youngest.

The next day a trailer backs up to the pasture and the farmeropens the tailgate. Out steps the meanest, goddamn rip-snortingest, fire-breathing f**king monster bull they had ever seen. The senior bull says "Well, maybe I could stand to part with one or two cows." The second bull says "Yeah it wouldn't hurt to give him a couple of mine either." They look over at the youngest bull, already headed across the pasture towards the new stud. "Where the hell are you going?", they ask."I'm going over there to kick his ass!", he replied. "Man have you lost your mind? He's gonna f**k you up!", theoldest one said.

"Well, that may be", said the younger, "but I want to makesure he knows I'm a bull!"