There was a man in military who was stationed in the Sahara desert. One day, he couldn't deal with his horniness any longer so he asked his senior officer what he should do to releave himself. The senior officer told the soldier to use the camel. Later that evening the officer went to the supply tent where he was shocked to see the soldier up on a crate f**king the hell out of the camel. the officer screamed "what the f**k are you doing?" the soldier replied "you told me to use the camel!" and the officer said "use the f**kin camel to get to town"