There was this three tourist in a train on their way to kuala lumpur. One of them is spanish, another is french and the last was an indian chap. All of them met coincidently in a buffet breakfast at the dining room. They introduce themselves and start to talk about sex....what other topics can men choose. they were talking about how they treat their woman in bed in their homeland. So the spanish guy say "we treat them like guitar, first we press the top and then tickle the bottom". Then came the french man who say " we treat them like wine, first we lick the top then we go all the way down". So it was the indians turn. he said " we treat woman like cassette tape, first we play side A the front then we turn and play side B the back. so hope u enjoy.