This business man is married to this total nympho, can't go a day without sex, which makes him very happy. Unfortunately, he had to go out of state on a business trip for a week and he knew his wife would sleep with another guy if he didn't get her something special.

So, he's driving all through town, stopping at every sex shop and toy store trying to get something that will satify her lust until he gets back, but he doesnt find anything.

He ends up stopping at this old, run down shop and explains his situation to the old clerk. "Ah..

Not to worry! I have just the thing for your wife, " the old man said as he pulled a box out from under the counter.

He opens it up and inside is an ordinary looking dildo. "What's so special about this?" the man asks as he looks at the toy inside. "This is the Voodoo P***s, it moves all by itself and won't stop until you say so. watch..

" The old man looks around and then says, "Voodoo P***s, doornob." With that, the dildo rumbled out of the box and flys through the air, thrusting itself over and over again at the doornob like it was having sex with it. Then the old man says, "Voodoo P***s, stop.

" and it falls lifeless to the ground.

The husband quickly buys it and hurries home. He left for his trip the next day, telling his wife how to work the Voodoo P***s and to be careful with it. After the while the wife was bored and starting to crave sex, so she goes into the bedroom and says, "Voodoo P***s, my p***y.

" It rumbles out of the box and starts f**king her for three hours before she relizes that she forgot to make it stop! So, in a panic, she gets on a trench coat and decides to drive to the hospital to get it removed, the Voodoo P***s still f**king her the whole while.

On the drive there, she starts swerving all through traffic and is pulled over by a policeman. "Ma'am, you seemed to be all over the road, what's the problem?" She looks up to the officer, blushing and moaning out, "Officer! I have a Voodoo P***s f**king me!" The officer looks at her and laughs, "Voodoo P***s my ass!"