A police officer was patrolling the highway when he sees a guy tied up to a tree, crying. the officer stops and appoaches the guy "What's going on here? he asks. the guy sobs, "i was driving and picked up a hitchhiker. he pulled a gun on me, robbed me took all my money, my clothes, my car and then tied me up. "The cop studied the guy for a moment, and then pulled down his pants and whipped out his d**k "i guess this isn't your lucky day, Pal!!