Three couples went to see a minister so that they could become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks, then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple were retired, the second were middle-aged and the third couple were newlyweds. Two weeks went by and the couples all returned to the minister.

The retired couple said that they had no problem abstaining from sex. The middle-aged couple said that it was tough during the first week, but after that they had no problem. The newlywed couple said that they were doing just fine with their abstinence until she dropped a can of paint. "A can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah, " said the newlywed man.

"She dropped a can of paint and when she bent over to pick it up, lust took over. I just had to have her right then and there." The minister just shook his head and said, " I'm sorry but you are not welcome at my church.

" "That's ok, " said the man, "we're not welcome at Home Depot either."