Farmer Brown & his wife were working in the field one day about dusk.

As they were heading back to the house they saw a bunch of strange lights way out in the field.

Upon ariving Farmer Brown & his wife saw a spaceship landing. They were approached by two aliens. The aliens said they were researching human sex life & wanted to know if they could partner switch. After talking it over Farmer Brown & his wife agreed. The next morning the aliens left.

Farmer Brown was dying to ask his wife what happened. Finally he couldn't stand it anymore & broke down & asked her. "Well, what happened? " She replied, "It was the best sex I ever had!" Why? asked Farmer Brown. Well when he took off his pants it wasn't but an inch long & as big around as my pinky, but then he reached up & turned his left ear & it grew as to 16 inches, then he turned his right ear & it got as big around as a sausage.

Farmer Brown said, "Well shit, no wonder that bitch was trying to rip my ears off!!"