Two aliens lamd in the deswrt.

They both see an abandoned gas station walk up to it and first alien says take me too your leader The pump dosnt reply alien pulls out his ray gun and says again take me to your leader , or ill blast you Again pump dosnt reply Alien says ok last time take me too your leader Second alien takes 3 steps back first alien then procceds to blast gas pump and hes blow so far into the desert it takes second alien to walk to him, as the fist alien is finally gettin up he asks ....

WOW man how did you know??second alien well i know one thing any moyherf**ker who can take his d**k wrap it around his waist and stick it in his ear..

im not f**kin with him..