An Adults Christmas Story

TWAS the night b4 Christmas & all thru the house not a creature was stirring , except for my bald mouse. The children were all snuggled warm in their bed. As the wife reached down & rubbed my head. As I layed she played then she began to nibble. Then I rolled over & sucked her nipple.

She squeeled & squirmed then her legs rose. I decided it was time to bury my nose. As I licked & slurped she began to moan & groan, I knew she wanted my bone. I tickle & tease then she begged me please.

So I told her roll on to ur knees.

With her ass in the air I had to stare. She has an ass like an apple & a p***y as sweet as a pear.

By the time we knew it , it was midnight.

So I slid my d**k in & her p***y was nice & tight. She began to pant & scream as she was ready to cum, so into her tight ass I inserted my thumb. In no time we both had came, it was so good I almost 4got my name. I pulled out turned her around, for her mouth my d**k was bound. After an old fashioned tongue lashing she did grin , I said baby you got some on ur chin.

After the festivities of play all we can say.

Is MERRY CHRISTMAS all & enjoy ur PLAY.

 

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