A mna awakes in a hospital bed to see his wife nervously sitting beside him, wearily he says "what happened". You got hit by a car dear, while we were walking to the park. Oh he says, then he tells her "You've been with me when I lost my job, when we lost the house, when I had my heart attack, when you found out I was having an affair you stuck by my side", to which she responds "Yes dear, I've stuck by your side because I love you".

To wh ich he responds "Well I think you're bad luck, get the f**k away from me".