Professer asked "Do u know what your a*****e is doing while ur havin an orgasam? Young women replied "Probably deerhuntin with his buddies. 3 things in life a girl needs: Love 2make her weak, Alcohol to make her strong & Best Friends when both make her hit the floor. Some girls beg, some girls borrow. Some bring joy and some bring sorrow..but unlike those, I'm one of the best...I suck & swallow & F**k the rest.....

Humpty Dumpty sat on a bed. Lil BoPeep was giving him head. As soon as he came she started to weep. She knew by the taste he'd been f**kin her sheep.