How many men does it take to open a beer. None..

It should already be opened by the time she brings it. -------------------------------- why do women have smaller feet than men. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink --------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart. When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me....." ------------------------------ Why do men pass more gas than women Because women won?t shut up long enough to build up the pressure. --------------------------------