A man an ostrich and cat went into and bar and sat down.

The man called the bartender and asked for three beers.

The cat immediately spoke up, "Hey! I told you before we came in here that I would drink with you, But I ain't paying a dime!" The man replied "It's OK, I have the money right here." He patted his pocket.

The Bartender returned with the beers and said "That will be 6.

32.

" The cat said again "I ain't paying, I told you!" The man told the cat, "It's OK.". He reached into his pocket and pulled out 7.32 and said, "Keep the change.

" The three finished their beers and the man called the bartender and asked for three more beers and a shot of whiskey for himself.

The cat stated as before he just wasn't going to pay a dime for the drinks, The man assured him he had it covered.

The bartender returned with the drinks and told the man it was 8.

82. The man reached into his pocket and pulled out 9.82.

The man again said, "Keep the change." The bartender excepted the money and then asked, "Mister, I want to know, You came in here with this bird and cat that refuse's to pay and you can pull out the exact money, Could you tell me what is going on please?" "Sure." the man replied, "I found a magic lamp and a genie appeared and granted me three wishes. The first was the most up to date home in town, and I do, and the second was that every time I need money I can reach into my pocket and the money I need is there.

" The man looked at the ostridge and cat then said, "My third wish was to have a long legged chick with a tight p***y."