A cat and a rooster were walking across a bridge when the cat fell in. The rooster laughed. .

. The moral of this story is : : A wet p***y, always makes a c**k happy.

Reebok are making ladies lycra shorts, called 'mumbles'.

Its because they're so tight, you can see the lips move, but you can't tell what the c**ts saying Elephant says to the camel, "why are your boobs on your back?" camel says, "that's a bleedin good one coming from someone with a d**k on thei face!"