A cowboy rides into town one afternoon, gets off his horse and ties it to the hitching post. He then walks behind the horse, lifts it's tail and kiss it square on the ass hole.

After doing this, he walks into the saloon and orders a beer.

When he finishes his beer he order another and the bar tender strikes up a converstaion.

"I couldn't help but notice what you did to your horse out there mister, what's that all about?" "Well, my lips are chapped, that's why I did that", replys the cowboy. "Chapped lips?, does that cure chapped lips?, asked the bartented.

The cowboy answered, "No, but it sure keeps you from licking them."