Man goes into a brothel - he is gagging for it and does not have internet access to get on Adult FriendFinder. The Madam, all smiles, greets him and asks what he wants - being a straight talker, like most men he says "Sex" and follows it with "desperately!" which puts Dollar signs in the eyes of the Madam. "OK" she says - "How much have you got?" "5 bucks" the man replies.

So naturally the Madam invites him to have sex with himself and leave the premises. "No, No I beg you" says the man, "I will do anything for sex...

Please.". The Madam thinks for a moment and then says "OK, give your money and go up to the second floor, room 17 - but that is all that you will get for a lousy 5 bucks!". So the man runs upstairs and dives into Room 17, slams the door behind him and slowly turns round. The room seems empty at first, then as his eyes adjust and he looks down he sees a Chicken. "Oh well" he thinks, "any port in a storm" and proceeds to give the Chicken a good seeing to. Off he skips with joy in his heart and relief in his trousers.

A week passes and the Madam is unhappy to see the man return. " off!" she once again requests. "No, No" says the man, "This time I have 10 bucks!". The Madam feels sorry for the man and so says "OK, give me the money, go to the third floor, Room 27 and take your chances".

The man vaults up the stairs and enters Room 27 only to see about 10 men with their trousers around their ankles, their bums in the air and their faces to the floor.

"OKkkk" says the man, thinking some man-on-man action is in the offing. But at the sound of his voice one man looks up and says, "I know what you are thinking but this is a voyeur room - look through one of the holes in the floor". So our man drops his trousers and adopts the position. What greets his eye is two girls on a bed pleasuring themselves with an assortment of inflatable animals. Anyway, the girls finish and leave the room and all of the men stand and clean themselves, light cigarettes and chat to each other. Our man says to the other guy "Wow that was great - is it always this good?". "No, not always, can be a bit hit and miss" says the guy "last week it was a man screwing a Chicken!".