A man goes to a well known street to pick up a hooker. He goes to the top of the street and asks a young good looking girl how much? She tells him its 100 all in, the man tells her I cant afford that! Well she explains go further down the road their cheaper down there. He walks down the road and asks this not so good looking ladyHow much? She tells him its 50! I cant afford that he explains! Well go further down the street their cheaper down there.

He walks for a while and finds this older lady quite ugly.

How much love? She tells him its 20 all in. Sorry love I dont have that much to spend, well f**k off and go down the road their cheaper down there! He walks as far as he can and eventually finds this really ugly dishevelled old woman sitting by the curb three teeth in her mouth. He asks how much love? She tells him its 2.50 all in. That sounds reasonable he says, lets go. She takes him to a flat round the corner, she strips down for action and just as hes just about to slip it in, he looks closely at her crutch and screams oh my god thats disgusting, youve got crabs! She looks at him bewildered and retorts"what the f**k do you expect for 2.50, Scampi!"