I father and his son go fishing as they are fishing the dad lights up a cig his son asks daddy can i try to smoke to NO you're to young why daddy son does your d**k reach your a*****e no then you're not old enough then the dad opens a beer the son asks dad can i try the beer NO you're to young why daddy son does your d**k reach your a*****e no then you're not old enough on the way home they pull over and the father buys two lottery tickets gives one to the son and one for him they scratch them off and the boy wins 1million then the dad goes you have to give it to me son goes why you're to young why daddy son does your d**k reach your a*****e no then you're not old enough to have that money then the son say daddy does your d**k reach ur a*****e why yes ofcourse it does..im a grown man ok daddy then go f**k yourself!!!