A guy goes into a whore house, but he only has 2. The madam tells him that they have a hooker upstairs who has been dead for a few days and he can f**k her for his 2. So the guy goes upstairs and comes down a while later. "How'd it go?" asks the old madam.

"Not bad, " the guy answers.

"But did she die from a cold? Seems like she's got the sniffles, with stuff runnin' outta her nose." "Oh, no, " replies the madam. "Sounds like she's about full again."