A bloke stops by to visit his mate who has a broken leg.his friend says, "my feet are absolutely freezing.would you mind going to get my slippers from upstairs?"the guy goes upstairs and there in front of him re his mates lovely twin 18yr old daughters."hi, girls, your dad sent me up here to have sex with you both.

"the first daughter says, "thats not true."he says ill prove it."he yells down the stairs, both of them mate?"his mate yells back, "of course both of them.

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