Ralph: Hey, what do you know about glory holes? Steve: Not much, why? Ralph: Well I was just thinking that its kind of a weird idea sticking your d**k through a hole without knowing whos on the other side.

Steve: I guess thats exactly the appeal Ralph: What if its a guy? Steve: Well I guess they would know if its a guy or a woman.

Ralph: How? Steve: How the hell should I know, I guess you could ask through the hole. Ralph: How do you know that someone isnt going to bite your d**k? Steve: I guess its a trust issue, but I assume that the people there are there to do what they do, and that doesnt include biting d**ks. Ralph: Well it could be a radical feminist. Steve: What the f**k are you talking about? Ralph: Well you know, someone who hates men and wants to make a headline. Steve: Were on earth would you get an idea like that? Ralph: Or maybe some televangelist who wants to let the world know America is going to hell in a hand basket. They bite off your d**k and it ends up on the cover of Time magazine as a symbol of the moral decline of the USA. Steve: You think someone like Pat Robertson is going to come and bite your d**k off at a glory hole? Ralph: Well it could happen. Steve: Theres no way theyre going to take your d**k in their mouth in the first place. Ralph: Well maybe they dont have to bite it off. They could just cut it off with a knife. Steve: Theyd still have to touch it, and theres no way thats going to happen.

Ralph: Latex gloves? Steve: No! Ralph: Well maybe they would do it with something like garden shears, your d**k comes through the hole and snip, and there it is on CNN.

Steve: You really took too many drugs in high school didnt you? Nobody is going to walk into a place like that with garden shears, you idiot. Ralph: So youre saying that the risks would be low? Steve: The risks of someone doing you immediate bodily harm would be extremely low. Ralph: Ok if youre pretty sure someone wont detach my d**k I have one more question. Steve: Whats that? Ralph: Do you know where I can find one of these glory holes? Sounds like a good place to hang out.