A man walks into a sex store and the man behind the counter asks him, "what can i help you with"? The man tells him "I'm going out of town for a few days and wanted to get my wife something to keep her satisfied while I'm gone. The man shows him dildos and vibrators and all of the typical sex toys. The man says "no, no she already has all that and doesn't use it, I want something really special to give her". The man reaches behind the counter and picks up a dusty box. He blows the dust off and opens the box.

"That just looks like a regular dildo to me" says the man. The man behind the counter explains "this is a magic dildo, all she has to say is, magic dildo, and where she wants it and the dildo does all the work".

The man says "no way, I don't believe that". The man behind the counter tells him that it belonged to a royal woman from china and has a magic spell on it. After much deliberation the man takes it, and brings it home to his wife and explains the story. "yeah right honey, you just got tricked into buying this by some keniving salesman". "Well maybe so but at least you could try it". The next morning the man left on his buisiness trip, and the woman started to feel lonely after a couple of days and said, "oh what the hell" so she pulled the box out from under the bed and opened it up. She looked at it and said "magic dildo my p***y". The dildo lept out of the box and straight into her p***y, and gave her one orgasm after the other. After about three hours she was getting sore and realized that her husband never told her how to turn it off. She picked up the phone and tried to dial 911 but couldn't keep her hands from shaking, so she slowly made her way to the car and started driving to the hospital. On the way there she was swerving and speeding and a cop pulled her over. She rolled down the window and explained to the cop what happened. He stood there and listened shaking his head and when she was finished the cop said to her "lady i don't believe you, a magic dildo" "yes" she said. The cop replied "magic dildo my ass"