A man and his two friends were talking at a bar. His first friend said, "I think my wife is having sex with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed." His second friend said, "I think my wife is having sex with the plumber.

The other day I found a pipe wrench under the bed." The man said, "That's nothing. I think my wife is having sex with a horse.

" Both his friends looked at him in disbelief. "I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under the bed."