Two priest are at a convent, they decide to take a shower, one priest says to the other do you have any soap, Father Joe says no, but I'll go get us some. All the nuns are sleeping so I wont get dressed. So the father goes to his room and gets two bars of soap. On his way back to the bathroom, he hears three nuns coming down the hall. He looks around, and there's no where to hide so he stands against the wall like a statue. The three nuns walk by and one said that this statue looks so real, so she pulls on his d**k once and he drops one bar of soap, the nun says look I got a bar of soap. The other nun pulls on his d**k and he drops the other bar of soap she says look I got a bar of soap too. The last nun pulls on his d**k but nothing happens. She pulls on it 3 more times real hard and fast, she said nothings happening. So she pulls 1 last time real hard and real fast, then she says look i got hand cream.