One time this lady went to the shoe store to be fitted for a pair of shoes, the salesman was down on the floor measuring her foot and looked up her dress and said, my goodness lady i could eat that thang full of ice cream. So when her husband got home she told him what the salesman said, and that he needed to whip his ass, the husband replied, First of all you should have worn some panties and second if that mother f**ker can eat that much ice cream, i dont want to f**k with him.