The new hooker just finished her first trick.

When she came back down to the street , the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details. She said "well , he was a big muscular and handsome sailor". "Well , what did he want to do?" They all asked.

She said " I told him that a straight lay was 100, but he said he didn't have that much". So I told him that oral sex would be 75, but he didn't have that much either".

"Finally I said, well how much do you have"? The sailor said that he only had 25. The new hooker said "well, for 25 all I can do is service you by hand".

He agreed and after getting the finance straight, she said "he pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and then a second hand above the first and then the first hand above the second hand" "Oh my god" they all exclaimed, it must have been huge, then what did you do?" I loaned him 75!" she said.