Little Johnny was walking down the street one day dragging a bunch of strips of duct tape behind him. When he walked past an old mans house, the old man called out "Little Johnny, what on Earth are you doing". "I'm gonna go catch some ducks!" The old man says "Little Johnny, that's duct tape, not duck tape. It's not for catching ducks.

" "We'll see...

" says little Johnny. A couple of hours later, the old man sees Johnny walking back up the road with 25 ducks stuck to the tape.

The next day, the old man see little Johnny walking down the road with a roll of chicken wire behind him. The old man says "Little Johnny, where're you going with that wire?" "I'm gonna go catch some chickens!" The old man says "Little Johnny, that chicken wire is for keeping chickens in a pen, not for catching them." "We'll see...

" A couple hours later, the old man sees Johnny walking back up the road with 40 chickens wrapped up in the wire. The third day, the old man sees Johnny going down the road dragging a bunch of p***y willows. He throws open the door when little Johnny says "I know, I know, not what these are for...

" The old man yells excitedly "No, no, just wait for me this time!"