Little jonny walks into a whorehouse dragging a dead frog behind him and asks the man at the front if he could have a girl for an hour. the man says im sorry but we dont serve children here.
litte jonny slaps a 100 on the counter and the man asks jonny what kind he wants. jonny said he wanted a girl with herpes.
the man says im sorry but all our girls are clean.
jonny slaps another 100 down and the man said to go to room 3. jonny comes down an hour later and the man stops him and asks him why he wanted a girl with herpes. jonny told the man, when i get home tonight, ill have sex with the babysitter, shell have sex with daddy when he takes her home, then he will f**k mommy, then after he goes to work, mommy will have sex with the mailman giving him herpes and hes the bastard that killed my frog. |