THE SMARTER SEX A women and a man are involved in a car accident, "it's a bad one both of their car's are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt after they crawl out of their car's the woman says "so you're a man thats interesting i'm a woman Wow just look at are car's there's nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt this must be a sign from god that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days the man replied "i agree with you completely "this must be a sign from god! the woman continued and look at this here's another miracle my car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine did'nt break surley God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune then she hands the bottle to the man the man nods his head in agreement opens it and drinks half the bottle and the hands it back to the woman the woman takes the bottle immediately puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man the man asks "aren't you having any? the woman replies "No i think i'll just wait for the police"....
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