A sex therapist was approached by a woman complaining that her husband could not please her in bed anymore.The therapist prescribed her a bottle of pills for her husband, instructing her to only slip "ONE" pill in his drink on the night she would like to have sex.

That night, her husband yelled "Honey will you get me a beer" andwith that she dropped a pill in his beer.

When she awoke the next morning she thought to herself, "DAMN! He was good but he'll be even better tonight".

Later in the evening he asked for his nightly beer, and she slipped TWO PILLS IN!!! When she awoke the next morning she thought to herself "DAMN!! Hell he was even better than last night. This continued for the next few nights, and she continued to increase the number of pills in his drink until she decided one night she was going to put the ENTIRE BOTTLE IN!! When he requested his beer that night, she put the entire bottle in. The next morning their son was sitting on the porch crying. The mailman walked up to the little boy and asked "Little boy why are you crying?" The little boy replied "Well my mother is laying on the bed dead my sister's pregnant my ass hurts, and my father's running around the house going "Here kitty kitty kitty!"