One night a young lady went into a bar and sat down. There was a small box in front of her that kept moving. She looked around for the owner and asked why was the box moving? He replied, "It has a frog in it, a p***y eating frog." She asked "How much does it cost?" He replied "10.00", but it comes with a free trial. After a few more beers the frog seemed temptig, so she asked for the free trial. They went out to the parking lot and she lay down and spread her legs.

The man let the frog out of the box and said "go ahead, eat her p***y" the frog did nothing.

He said again "go ahead, eat her p***y" again the frog did nothing so the man said O.

K., but this is the last time I am going to show you how! Heard this at a local VFW earlier today.

Thought it was cute. Hope you enjoyed it.