Real Bad Pickup Lines......

Let's go to my place and do all the things i'll tell everyone we did anyway Let's have breakfast together tommorrow! Shall I call you or nudge you? If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? Since we shouldn't waste in this day and age, what's say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire? Something tells me your sweet. May I have a sample? You remind me of a magnet, cause your sure attracting me over here! You know if I were you, I'd have sex with me All those curves and me with no brakes Can I see you an lines? Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue? Is it hot in here or is it just you? I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast Hey im looking for treasure, can I look around your chest? Be unique and different. Say yes! don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.

Hi, I make more money than you can spend. I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do? More to come im sure!

 

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