A guy walks into a bar and sits down for a drink when he here's a lot of laughter and commotion comming from the back room. When the bar tender comes by he orders a drink and asks, "Whats going on back there?" The bar tender replies, "I'm offering 500 to anyone who can make my horse laugh, " the guy says "I'll be right back" and head to the back room. A few minutes later the bar tender hears the horse laughing hysterically. The guy comes back and sits down, amazed the bar tender pays the guy his money and says, "Ok, I'll go double or nothing that you can't make him cry" Putting the 500 back on the bar the guy heads to the back room again. A few minutes later the horse is sobbing uncontrollably and the guy comes back smiling and sits down. Shaking his head, the bar tender again pays the guy his money and says. "Ok you HAVE to tell me how you did that." Putting his cash in his pocket the guys says "Well the first time I went back there I told the horse my d**k was bigger than his.....The second time I showed him.