1. Eating Mexican food is not the cause of gonorrhea. 2.

There is no need for dice in role playing.

3. Intercourse doesn't happen on a highway. 4. If you engage in oral sex first, it's not called a head start. 5. If she says she's into "bondage, " don't show her your financial portfolio.

6. You can lie down during a one-night stand. 7.

When a woman talks about waiting for the "right time, " she's not referring to a commercial break. 8. EASY... a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man. 9.

Making out doesn't mean getting your money's worth. 10. Sex is like "The Club" - Accept no substitutes