This guy walks into a bar..

i know you haerd it before..lol ..

anyway he orders a drink at the bar and while taking a drink notices a monkey up on the top shelf behind the bar..the guy asks the bartender "hey what the f**k is that monkey doing up there behind your bar?" thew bartender replies "just stick around after i close and i'll show ya".

ok so shortly after the bartender locks up he grabs a baseball bat tells the monkey to get down from his perch and comences to whacking the monkey on the head with it..the monkey then hops up grabs the bartenders c**k and sucks it like theres no tomorrow til he comes all over the place...the guy says "wow, thats the wildest shit i ever seen before" .the bartender says "you wanna go next?" the guy says "hell yes i do but dont hit me so hard with that bat!!!"..the end