A man who is a stock broker came home very early in the day.

His wife asked him what was wrong because he never comes home early. He told her he had made some bad investments and that they had lost everything. She was devestated and began frying. He told her not to worry, he had a plan to bail them out, but he needed some cash and for her to go upstairs, take a bath and put something sexy on, she would have to earn the money for him by having sex with strangers.

She told him he didn't know anything about that and wouldn't know how to act. "I found the perfect corner, hedges along the street and a place to park the car behind it. If you have any questions, jsut come around and ask me. She did as she was told. He dropped her off on the corner, drove around back and got a chair out and began waiting. It wasn't very long before a man propositioned her, she was very stunning. "How much for some action?" he asked.

Well, she didn't know, so she told him to wait right there, she would be right back.

"Honey, this man wants to have sex with me, how much are we charging?" "Tell him 100", says her husband. She goes back and tells the man 100. "All I have is 25 how about a b**w ***?" he says. Once again she tells him to wait here, goes behind the bushes and tells her husband he doesn't have 100 and he wants to know if I will give him a b**w *** for 25? He says yes. Well, she unzips the mans pants and begins pulling out the largest, biggest d**k she has ever seen in her life.

She didn't know a man could have a d**k that big. Before starting with the b**w ***, she tells the man to wait, she will be right back.

She goes behind the bushes where he husband is waiting and asks him, "Honey can I borrow 75?"