So a guy walks into a bar and asks, "C-c-can I h-h-have a b-b-b-beer?" And the bartender replies, "Damn, that's a pretty bad stutter you got there." He gives the guy a beer and says, "You know, I used to have a stutter too and you know what I did? I had sex with my wife in 14 different positions, one for every year I had the stutter.

So go and try that one out and come back here and let me know if it worked." A few days later the guy comes back in the bar and the bartender says, "Well? Did it work?" To which the guy replied, "N-n-no...

b-b-but you h-h-have a n-n-nice house!"