A man and woman are having sex when her husband comes home. The man grabs up his clothing as fast as he can and the woman directs him to the closet.

He closes the door behind him as the husband enters the room. The husband and wife start to talk in the bedroom together. "It sure is dark in here, " someone says beside the man. Surprised the man turns to see a little boy. "Shhhh, " says the man. "Gimme all your money" "No" "Gimme your money or I'll scream." "Forget it.

" "I'll scream" The man reaches into his pocket and takes 300 from his wallet. "That's all I have." "Thanks you, " says the little boy, and he keeps quiet until the man leaves. Later on the boy and his mother are walking through the mall when the boys eyes up a bike he really likes. He drags his mom to the bike and says, "can I have that red bike mom?" "No dear we can't afford it, " says his mom. "Yes I can, look, " says the boy as he pulls the 300 out of his pocket. "Where'd you get that?" "I'm not gonna tell" "Where?" "I'm not telling" "ok then I know where we can go." The mother takes her son to the catholic church and explains confession to him and how is supposed to tell the priest about his sins, and where he got the money. The little boy goes into the confession booth and closes the door.

"It sure is dark in here, " he says. "Don't start that shit again, " says the priest.