A bear was taking a poop in the woods. As he finished, he searched around for some leaves so that he may wipe himself off. No matter how hard he wiped, or how many leaves he used, he could never get all the poop off of his fur.

So as he saw a rabbit scurry by, he decided to ask him a question. "Hey!" the bear said, "I noticed you have such a shiny coat, do you ever have problem with shit sticking to your fur?" "No, " replied the rabbit. So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.