A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining and all the hookers were standing under the awnings.

"Mommy, " said the little boy, "what are all those ladies doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off of work, " she replied. The cabbie turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers. They have sex with men for money.

" The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true, mommy?" His mother, glaring at the cabbie, answers in the affirmative. After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mommy what happens to the babies those ladies have?" "They mostly become cab drivers, " she replied.