Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a greasy-spoon when in walks a nun, takes a seat next to them and begins to eat.

Astonished, one of the bikers says, "I went to my parents wedding last week and we all got shit-faced." The nun continues to eat even though she obviously hear the exchange.

Being quick on the uptake the second biker says, "My dad says he will marry my mother next year." Despite this the nun stays right where she is. Eager to get a response from the nun, the third biker says, "My old man will never, EVER marry my f**king mother!" The nun looks up from her food and says, "Would one of you sorry ass motha f**king smelly little bastards please pass me the salt?"