A man worked at a pickle factory and eveyday he would look at the pickle chopper and think about how it would feel to stick his d**k inside. One day the urge became too great and right after he had stuck his d**k in the pickle chopper, the boss walked in and caught him. He fired him, and when he arrived home early his wife asked, "why are u home so early?" He had to tell her what he had done and immediately she wanted to know if he was ok. "I'm fine, " he said.

Confused she asked, "but what about the pickle chopper?" "Oh, " he said, "he fired her too.

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