Once there was this guy from Glasgow who took a vacation to Aberdeen. While there, he met up with a prostitute. He got down & dirty with her.

Afterwards, the prostitute said: "100 pounds." The guy said: "No, here is 200." The prostitute responded: "You're so kind.

" Some days pass, and the guy met up with the same prostitute again and had sex again. The prostitute asked for 100, but the guy again says: "No, here's 200." The prostitute says: "You're so kind.

" More days pass, and the guy met up with the prostitute one last time to have sex. The prostitute says: "100, please.

" The guy slaps her and hands her 200.

The prostitute says: " you're so kind. Where are you from?" Guy says: "I'm from Glasgow.

" The prostitute says: "I am from there too.

" The guy says: "I know, your mum sent me to give you 600.

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