A newlywed couple lived in an apartment with really thin walls. The new bride said she knew that everyone could hear hat they said through the walls, so she wanted a secret code for sex. so, they came up with - "We need to do the laundry". the next day the husband came home and said, I really need my laundy done. the wife had a bad day and said, "There is not enoug now maybe later".

Well, in the middle of the night after a hot dream she woke up and awaken him by saying, "The laundry needs to be done now". He replied, "No it doesn't it was a small load, so I did it by hand".